If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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