Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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