3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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