I think scott just propositioned me for sex
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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