Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
