Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
