He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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