i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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