I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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