i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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