She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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