hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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