Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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