i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Holy sore nipples Batman
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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