almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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