just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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