question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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