Whod you bang
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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