put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he shaved USA in his pubs
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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