Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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