You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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