C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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