how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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