And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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