Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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