Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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