I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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