The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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