what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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