john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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