we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
