Sponge bath it is.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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