Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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