If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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