Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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