butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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