my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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