so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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