yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
