I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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