So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
