Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I can't turn off my feet"
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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