thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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