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I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
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