How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
do nipples grow back?
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