You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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