I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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