I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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