I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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