Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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